While at work I receive a phone call from Taylor. He had borrowed a coworker’s car to run an errand.
Taylor: I know this is going to sound ridiculous but I need you to look something up for me. Are you at a computer?
Taylor: Can you please Google “How to turn off a Toyota Prius”?
Me: …Don’t you just press the button?
Taylor: Never mind. Shut up. I figured it out.